Bring Out The Gimp

The Tories have launched a new poster campaign with such a… strong message that I felt compelled to produce my own version. Sadly, I imagine this one would also go down well at Conservative Home.

Subsistence is too good for them

(The original image is from here - I’m assuming, given the Quatro thing, they’ll have a sense of humour about this sort of thing.)

The Photoshop Election

Sod Mumsnet - what with MyDavidCameron.com, the Guardian’s April Fools joke and the Fire Up The Quatro back-and-forth, this is shaping up to be the Photoshop election. I might not know about biscuits, but I do know about hastily cobbled together composite images of questionable funniness. So, here are a couple of efforts based on the recent manifesto launches (actually put together in the GIMP, natch):

Labour Manifesto Conservative Manifesto

Death by typing

When I first published the previous entry, I’d mistyped the quote in the title as “You Killed Anne L. Retentive With A Type?” I corrected this, but then an alternative script for the comic in question popped into my head. “Hang on,”, I thought, “hasn’t Dilbert just grown all sorts of groovy, funky Web 2.0 shenanigans that allow you do do those ‘mash up’ things the kids are talking about these days?” (Free tip: if you want to read Dilbert without all of the extraneous bells and whistles, try http://dilbert.com/fast/.)

It turns out that you can produce modified versions of comics, but only in fairly limited ways. However, I do still have the GIMP:

deathbytyping.png

(Original strip at Dilbert.com)

Rob Hague is a computer programmer by profession, and an amateur at everything else. This blog is where he posts pretty much anything that pops into his head. He's based near Cambridge in the UK. Mail him at rob@rho.org.uk.
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